Three’s A Crowd
In college I lived with this girl I met through friends because she was also a transfer student like me. It was a nice two bedroom place with a shared upstairs bathroom. She mentioned that she had a boyfriend, but he was in school too and lived two hours away so he wouldn’t be around much. I don’t know if the dude was a dropout or what, but he was at our place day and night. I really grew to despise them as they would sit on our leather couch cuddling and doing ridiculous baby talk to each other.
Every time they wanted to have sex they would do it in the shower. I don’t know if they thought that the noise of the water would cover up the sounds, but it only amplified it. But the worst part was that he would get these coughing attacks (he was a heavy smoker) while in the shower. Not only was it repulsive to hear, but I would always wonder if he was still in the middle of a sex act while hacking up phlegm. It was an awful image to picture. I heard that they broke up a year later. Maybe it was over the water bill.
This reminds me of one of the roommates my old friend had. He lived in a dorm suite with a bunch of other people, and one day most of his roommates and lots of friends were there (including me). It was in the afternoon, and another one of his roommates just came back with a girl he had been seeing. They decided it would be a good idea to have sex in the shower in the middle of the day with all of us there right next to the bathroom (the place was TINY). Gross.