Health Nut

Last year in the student housing building belonging to my school there were four of us guys living together. One was a complete nutcase about food and he would never buy anything except live wheat grass and weird boxed organic foods, but then he’d eat everyone else’s food off of their dishes and never cleaned up after himself.

He would also tend to get out of the shower naked and proceed to walk into the common area and try to start conversations while casually holding his junk in one hand. The thing that really got disgusting though was the loud and persistant conversations about his weird sexual fantasies. He liked to give details about how he wanted to know what sex with an octopus was like or how he wanted to breast feed from a lactating woman.