Dreadful One
My best friend and I were living together in a house, but we needed to find another person for the third bedroom. So we put up a Craigslist ad and after interviewing a bunch of people we decided on this cool vegetarian girl with dreads. She was a couple of years younger than us, but we thought it would work out fine. She had so much stuff and took forever to finally move in. She also had a cat, but because I was allergic, we just asked her that she kept the cat in her room. A couple of months went by and she started having trouble paying the rent and would randomly disappear for a couple of days at a time and became more messy.
One day she just didn’t come home. Her cat and computer were gone, but all of the rest of her stuff was still in her room including personal pictures, records and electronics. We start calling her after a couple of days, but she didn’t return our voicemails. We messaged her on MySpace, but nothing happened. Finally we looked up her mom, who worked for the government, and left messages. Nothing. Finally, two months later we have to clean out her room and sell everything in a garage sale so that we can move someone else in. We found pictures of her cat all over our couch in the living room even though she knew I was incredibly allergic. Six months later she sent me a MySpace message saying that she had a breakdown.
Well, if you had no negative reactions despite the cat having been in the room, you must not be THAT allergic. Just a thought
Breakdown! Shakedown! Whatever! Go get your crap loser!
This one doesn’t seem so bad.
Poor girl.
I forgot a couple of important details:
1. She took a bunch of acid and decided she died
2. We put out a police report on her when she was missing for a week and they found her, in target, shopping with her grandmother.
Doesn’t sound bad? She disappeared! Left so much crap and all the bills. Can’t be much worse of a roommate than that.
Yeah, clearly you’re not that allergic, or it would have bothered you when you were on the couch. Sounds like that allergy might be all in your head
Wow everyone, way to focus on the wrong part of the story.
My eyes react severely when it is introduced to cat dander, but I also wear contacts so it’s hard to tell what is what.
Honestly, I shouldn’t have to explain this. You guys are ridiculous. SHE SUCKED. THE END.
I’m sorry, your first mistake was thinking “a cool vegetarian girl with dreads” would make an ideal roommate. You’ve clearly watched too many movies and not lived enough life.
Really? If she didn’t come around begging for her crap back or money to replace it then it isn’t that bad. If you were “incredibly allergic” than you would know the difference between a reaction and your contacts acting up. “SHE SUCKED. THE END.” is not a proper response when somebody disagrees with you Princess Half-wit.