A Tricky Home
After a bad and rather abrupt break up with a boyfriend, I found a new place on Craigslist. On first meeting, my new roommate seemed very sweet and normal lady. She was in her fifties but you could only tell close up. A few days after I moved in, I learned how thin the walls were when I heard from her room such things as: “Oh my God! There’s cum everywhere!” and other various exclamations. I assumed she was just kind of slutty.
I came home one day to another girl moving things into the first lady’s room. It turns out the lady had rented out her bedroom to a new girl and was going to sleep on the couch. This made my entering and leaving the apartment highly uncomfortable and annoying especially as she continues her activities as usual. She also continued to charge me the same $400 + 100 for utilities so me and the new girl officially paid the full rent and all utilities, with $100 bucks leftover for slutface to buy KY.
The new roommate and I become friends and cower in our bedrooms night after night as we listen to this lady bang dude after dude after dude. We counted FIVE different men within one 24-hour period at one point. We heard such fine lines as “Oh yeah baby, fist my ass” (our personal favorite), “It’s in my eye” and “Are your roommates up? I have some friends in the car.” That last one was scary though.
After the five-guy day, my roommate and I did a little investigating and found out she wasn’t just slutty but she was a prostitute. She trolled beach bars every day and brought them home at night. I promptly moved out in the middle of the day in about two minutes. Sleeping in my car was safer then there.
Holy shit. That is insane and disgusting. I am actually nauseous after reading this. I am glad you made it out safely!!
eeeeww! it shows you anyone can seem ‘nice’ if they smile a lot and are friendly. I had a roommate who seemed ‘nice’ and sweet and then said horrible things about jews.
“Oh yeah baby, fist my ass”
I believed it until that line.
Chrys, you ain’t never had yo ass fisted? oooooh, you missing out.
Seriously though, she must have been a pretty intense prostitute. That poster got rooked paying rent while she conducted business.
Chrys, that is something 2 adults may say to each other when they love each other very much. Some people do not, surprisingly have sex through a hole in a sheet. You can’t imagine a John asking for someone he pays money to, to put something is his ass? I believe completely!
I can and do believe that someone would want something in his or her ass, I just don’t believe they would word it “Oh yeah baby fist my ass.”
Chrys, you have clearly never lived with a roommate that’s into BDSM. You wouldn’t BELIEVE the stuff I hear from her room. I’m not bothered by it, though, I have decided to be amused instead. It’s much more fun that way. Then again, she’s not having sex on our couch all day. Yuck.
Actually Chrys people do put their fists up each other’s asses. I popular baseball player in my town was known as a fister.
I love how this has descended into a talk about fisting
I also can’t believe people say “who’s your daddy?”, but it happens. Seriously? Is ‘”daddy” supposed to be sexy? Haha. Sounds like it borders on incest abuse to give someone mental trauma for their adultlife, but nevermind, if people like that.
Yeah, fisting is wierd too.
Nevermind the fisting. “It’s in my eye” clearly makes this story.
She’s probably this nymphomaniac type of prostitutes who likes fisting and cum in the eye… you two were lucky she didn’t have any lesbian/bi tendencies