Comments on: Piano Man

By: Todd

Todd — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:52:49 +0000

“I recorded the latter on my computer microphone and played it to all my friends who didn’t believe me.”

Please tell me you still have these?

By: Ace

Ace — Fri, 28 May 2010 05:43:00 +0000

hahaha… I love how he didn’t care when you febreezed him, just like as if he was some kind of big, indifferent animal… like a cow or something

By: MarcC

MarcC — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 20:40:19 +0000

Dude, This is EXACTLY what my roomate is like right now. It’s shocking how similar the stories are. I even do the febreeze thing. And the weirdest part is, i am also switching rooms next semster to live with a jock whos also on the baseball team with me. weird.

By: Frau Blucher

Frau Blucher — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 05:24:28 +0000

hilarious…no doubt i’d rather live with a gigolo who showers than some hobbit-troll with BO and halitosis who jerks off to animaniacs…ewww. You probably had to bathe in tomato juice to get the smell off you!!!

By: Sophie

Sophie — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 03:32:59 +0000

Now let’s hear about the amateur gigolo!

By: rawr

rawr — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 17:37:20 +0000

A plaque? I think a fucking statue would be more fitting. Good lord, living with that guy sounds like a fucking nightmare!

By: Eightball

Eightball — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 20:40:39 +0000

That’s awful that someone cares so little for themselves as to not keep up with personal hygiene. You deserve a long trailing bouquet of roses for that…or a plaque in your honour.

By: Meshell

Meshell — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 18:42:45 +0000

You probably blacked out from the smell.

By: UNH '04

UNH '04 — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:45:26 +0000

from the author: thanks for the support, all. i have been trying like hell to remember this guy’s last name since i submitted the story and it’s still not coming up. i may have blacked it out from memory.

By: cellardoor

cellardoor — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 04:11:54 +0000

Holy fuckig hell, so funny. Sorry to laugh at your expense. Two sides of one coin, these two. You Febrezing his shirt while he was wearing it is comedy cold. Needs to make its way into a film.