Unclean Chronicle

My Very Worst Roommate was D. She seemed fine to begin with, even if she was a little old to be living on the university residence. My first impression was so very wrong. There were multiple times I came home after class and she’d be sitting on the couch with nothing but a white sheet covering her. I tried to stay away from the couch from then on. She had very poor personal hygiene. She only had two sets of clothes (which she washed in a bucket) and had a habit of leaving dirty sanitary pads around the bathroom.

If this wasn’t enough, she’d steal food and completely deny it. Then the foodstuff would magically turn up later with half of it missing. Later on, two new girls moved in with us and they had trouble getting along with her. D would say we were all unclean and complained to the reception about us stealing food and being dirty! I had to tell her to open her windows because every time I’d walk past her room, a waft of the foulest smell came from her room. I eventually couldn’t handle her anymore and moved to a different apartment on campus.

I later found out the other two girls followed my lead and moved out too. D was there all by herself. She succeeded in driving everyone away with her nasty smell and bad manners. I also heard that she was arrested for drug dealing, which made me glad I got out of there when I did. The weirdest thing about her, however, was that she was living on university campus, but wasn’t actually enrolled in any courses.