A Youthful Obsession
During my freshman year in college, I was assigned a random roommate, B, who had supposedly been matched with me based on a compatibility quiz. We were fine for a while — until B started telling me about her obsession with Peter Pan. She told me that she believed that he would come for her some day, and that she could jump out of the window and be rescued by Tinkerbell. As if this craziness weren’t sufficient, she then began leaving out all sorts of food, which, naturally, began to rot and stink. She left a tub of olives in vinegar on a lamp, which warmed them and sent rotting vinegar fumes into the air. To compound this, B decided to have cyber sex with her boyfriend–during finals. At four o’clock in the morning. While I was in the room, awake, because of her loud and throaty promises to her boyfriend that she would swallow. Mmmmm. But this girl wasn’t even My Very, Very Worst Roommate. That honor goes to another girl.
To be continued…
What’s with the TBC stuff lately. It’s literally a paragraph long, I think we could handle a little more than that everyday. -.-
at least this one sounds like it might deserve two parts…
Yes, this one is sufficently suspenseful
I am chomping at the bit to find out what happens next!
This sounds like something that happened to a friend of mine. Her roommate was…interesting.
YOU HEATHENS WITHOUT VIRTUE! PATIENCE!
Seriously though, I think this is gonna get interesting, though I would love to hear more about the Peter Pan obsession. I hope she wasn’t to disappointed to hear that he the had already gotten married (http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/).
OH EM EFF GEE that Peter Pan dude is awkward as fuck! And he won a Webby. o.O
I’m with Cat– why the one-paragraph cliffhanger? Are you short worst-roommate stories this week?
Oh lord. Again? It’s like trying to read a webcomic but being told to come back in a day for the rest of the comic, when it’s only a four-panel strip.
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OMG….i would have encouraged her and said here, jump out the window and see if you can fly!